WEALTH, POWER, PURPOSE: Electric Yes is now open for application
Sleep over mystery school is a program presented by an order of tantric hermetic adepts,
led by dr. Carolyn lovewell & her husband David Lovewell
Offering a 9-month in person & online immersive alchemical existential kink crucible
Patterned after both slumber party mischief & ancient mystery tradition
Via the high magick of the hermetic order of the golden dawn and thelema
Designed to shock participants into inhabiting the truth of their vast, divine, nature via intense initiatory ritual experiences
So that they can enjoy full remembrance and power in community with other awakened and awakening beings
MYSTERY SCHOOL
IS FOR PEOPLE:
who ARE READY TO WAKE UP TO THE HILARIOUS, MESSY PARTY OF INCARNATION THAT WE’RE ALL GETTING OFF ON (WHETHER WE KNOW IT YET, OR NOT)
who ARE SERIOUS ABOUT UNDERGOING THE CHALLENGES AND RECEIVING THE BENEFITS OF AUTHENTIC INITIATION INTO A GENUINE MAGICKAL ORDER OF THE WESTERN ESOTERIC TRADITION
who UNDERSTAND THAT DOING THIS SUCCESSFULLY ENTAILS…NOT TAKING ONESELF TOOOO SERIOUSLY
who GROK THAT THE WILD STUPID LOVE OF AN ETERNAL TEENAGE HEART IS EXACTLY WHAT IT TAKES TO GET INTO A HOT, GOOEY RELATIONSHIP WITH GOD AND WOULD LIKE TO EXPERIENCE WHAT THAT REALLY FEELS LIKE
WHO MAYBE HAVE BEEN CRAVING SOME KIND OF IMMERSIVE TRANSFORMATIONAL PROGRAM AND COMMUNITY… WHILE SECRETLY WONDERING:
“Okay, but when is a trashy cabal of legit immortal Adepts going to invite ME to a thing that’s part dance party, part epic ritual, part sex magic cult, part liminal mind fuck, and 1000% awesome? Because that’s what I’ve been really longing for.
Because THAT’s what I REALLY want to do.”
... Well, THE TIME IS NOW AND THE TRASHY CABAL OF LEGIT IMMORTAL ADEPTS IS HERE
we’ve taken nearly 100 souls successfully through the thrills and chills of the joy ride of genuine initiation in the Western Tradition
… to the embodied realization of their trans-temporal, trans-dimensional Selves…
… and we have witnessed first-hand the conclusion of tortured suffering…
… and the arousal of throbbing turn-on, potent inspiration, and an enduring attitude of celebration…
… that inevitably arises when a group together undergoes the hot heretical journey through the Underworld that we lead
we’re reluctant to tell you about the best part of Sleep Over Mystery School because we know it sounds “too good to be true”
… especially after the mass hypnosis into polarized, lonely misery that we’ve all been subjected to…
… but we feel we must let you know:
over the past two years of running this School….
… we’ve witnessed the REAL-ASS MIRACLE of dozens of people falling madly, lastingly, lavishly in love with life & with each other
We’ve witnessed communal bonding unlike anything else we’ve ever seen
So understand: this program offers not only awakening to your own larger, expanded Self…
… but also life-long membership in a growing Order of others who have done the same…
… and who no longer dwell in the shitty, complaining vibration of mainstream consensus reality
the simple, humbling truth is…
that Sleep Over Mystery School is a portal to everything you ever really fucking wanted.
Period. The end.
We’ve been inspired
by the Holy Whore Mother, MYSTERY: Babalon the Great in union with Pan, the Beast of all Creation
… to put on the tawdry neon lights and let you know…
… that you can come one, come all, and step right up for the Big Reveal
Are You ready to join?
SLEEP OVER MYSTERY SCHOOL is for you only if:
YOU’RE CREAMY HOT FOR UNION WITH THE DIVINE BELOVED
YOU Are ready to die to your precious, conditioned cultural identity and attachments to “how things should bE”
YOU ARE HUMBLE AND VULNERABLY HONEST ENOUGH TO ADMIT THAT IF YOU COULD ATTAIN THIS DIVINE UNION BY YOURSELF, YOU WOULD HAVE ALREADY DONE IT BY NOW
AND THAT THE NAKED, RATHER EMBARRASSING TRUTH IS THAT IN ORDER TO REACH YOUR FULLEST SPIRITUAL POTENTIAL
YOU ACTUALLY NEED TO BE COOKED IN THE HOTTEST CRUCIBLE POSSIBLE BY A SEXY GANG OF MAGICKIANS FROM THE INTERNET
WHO MASSIVELY DO NOT GIVE A FUCK ABOUT WHETHER OR NOT YOU LIKE THE PROCESS OF BEING COOKED, AND WHO SIMULTANEOUSLY GIVE INFINITE TENDER FUCKS ABOUT YOUR COSMIC WELL-BEING
AND YOU UNDERSTAND, GIVEN THIS PREMISE, THAT WHEN THINGS GET UNCOMFORTABLE OR OFFENSIVE TO YOUR SENSIBILITIES, YOU CAN SIMPLY RELAX AND REMEMBER
THAT IN THE PROCESS OF INITIATION IT’S OUR JOB TO HELP YOU TO REMEMBER THAT YOU SIGNED UP FOR SURPRISES AND INTENSITY AT BOTH THE MICROCOSMIC & MACROCOSMIC LEVELS
What’s included in SLEEP OVER MYSTERY SCHOOL:
SLEEP OVER MYSTERY SCHOOL takes place over nine months starting in January.
Tuition is $15,500, and a payment plan is available.
The program includes four in-person ritual immersion weekends in Miami, Florida, rural West Virginia, and Pittsburgh, Pennsylvania, with online integration work between in-person sessions.
Your tuition includes food and lodging for all 4 immersions.
IMMERSION 1
February 2024
First Kiss: The Encounter with the Divine Beloved
IMMERSION 2
April 2024
The Alchemical Marriage
IMMERSION 3
JUNE 2024
Entrance to the Vault
IMMERSION 2
August 2024
Crossing the Threshold
Begin your Awakening Today
THE SCHEDULE
Plan to arrive at each location by Friday
afternoon and leave the following Monday or Tuesday.
Friday
Night
Kicking it off with teenage rock ‘n’ roll vibes.
Saturday afternoon
Ritual Kabbalistic group magic
Saturday evening
Guided Existential Kink ON stroking practice and somatic integration
Saturday Night
A trip to the inner sanctum with ritual that is impressive, freaky, grand, Egyptian, elegant and dramatic
Sunday afternoon
An integration of the ritual, guided Existential Kink ON meditations, and power ups
Then we’ll dance it out before we say goodbye
Q & A
We’re all divine. Adepthood is a matter of how well a person knows their inner divinity at an embodied, emotional and erotic level.
We are a Mystery Culture, and the word “cult” comes from culture. The mainstream society of the Western World is so bereft of genuine culture because of the suppression of Mystery Cults.
If you think you’re a fragile being who can be brain-washed, stay the fuck away from us.
On the other hand, if you know you’re a sovereign god ready to embody your divinity, come on in, the water’s fine.
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